Do you ever feel like.....shit...I don't feel like writing this one up...

Its not that I have recently realized that time goes by unseeable speed, but its that I have recently realized time goes by unseeable speed...I feel like time is not giving me enough time to grow up...in fact, mutual in such a mindful manner. Estimating that I will live up to, or around 80 years old, I already have spent 1/4 of my given life...And considering I sleep for six hours(actually I sleep for eight hours but for the sake of easier calculation, I have decided to momentarily change my sleep hours to six ) a day which is 1/4 of a day, I only have 9/16 of my life left to eventfully spend loving, hating, liking, disliking, enjoying, crying, saddening, maddening, spacing-outing, looking, eating, smelling, licking, playing, standing, walking, kicking, jumping, running, typing, buying, returning, scamming :), poking, humping, picking, twitching, pinching, scratching, nibbling, thinking, pooping, peeing, studying, watching...there are so much where it's uncountable "beings" to do in life in such a short amount time I have... I impulsively went on MSN.com to check the medal counts for South Korea and when I came back to finish this post...I have lost train of thoughts and oh well...forget it...To conclude, I think life is...simply Great. 

holy shit...this is so funny because everythings it says about detroit is true...Here is the article.

For Those Planning to Visit Detroit

You must learn to pronounce the city name. It's Di-troit. NOT DEE-troit. If you pronounce it DEE-Troit then we will assume you are from Toledo and here for the country Music hoe-down. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Detroit has its own version of traffic rules... Hold on and pray! The morning rush hour is from 6:00am to 10:00am. The evening rush hour is from 3:00pm to 7:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. Weekends are open game. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out and possibly shot. If you're first off the starting line when the light turns green, count to five before going. This will avoid getting in the way of cross-traffic who just ran their yellow light to keep from getting shot. Schoenherr can ONLY be properly pronounced by a native of the Detroit metro area. That goes for Gratiot too. Construction and renovation on I-94, I-96, I-75 and I-275 is a way of life. Just deal with it. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect or they are "out-of-towners." All old men with white hair wearing a hat have total right-of-way. The minimum acceptable speed on I-696 is 85 regardless of the posted speeds. Anything less is considered downright SISSY. Oh, and don't even think of allowing more than one car length between cars! The attractive wrought iron on the windows and doors in Detroit is NOT ornamental. "DO NOT get out of your car" Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says "Keep honking, I'm reloading." If you are in the left lane, and only going 70 in a 60 mph zone, people are not waving 'because they are so friendly in Detroit.' I would suggest you duck. I-275/I-696 is our daily version of NASCAR. It's not M-10, it's "the Lodge." That's not a lake, it's a pothole. If someone tells you it's on Outer Drive, you better hope you have a map. The left turn is simple. If you want to turn left, go a 1/4 of a mile past your turn, get to the left, then make a left, then make a right. NOW you have gone left.

year of puppy!